peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

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thisgingerisdonewithurshit:

  • joins tumblr to pass time
  • becomes a radical feminist
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captain-snark:

yes Jeff Davis in an entire season where the big bad is literally a computer I can see how hacker Danny Mahileani couldn’t have been at all relevant to the plot.

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helltothenaw:

paainfully:

I love the earthy colors in this outfit, but I didn’t really have anywhere to wear it so pictures will do.
Also the manager of the local sushi place was so impressed with my shitty japanese that he gave me his number, that made my day lol.

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susemoji:

where do these white dads come from

anniesscreams:

ha HA so when do we find out the real casting for ringer guys

WARNING: DO NOT BUY THIS DOG FOOD

replicaaa:

loudblackram:

plushestrumpest:

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DO NOT BUY THIS BRAND.

Pedigree is on a nationwide recall.

Pedigree made my 6 month old puppy too ill to eat anything for days.

If you have this brand please toss it and buy Purina, Science Diet, or Blue.

Please do not feed this to you animals.

Do not buy this brand.

It’s true

"The Seattle Times reported on Sept. 2, 2014, that the recall is due to the bags containing small metal fragments.”

SMALL

METAL

FRAGMENTS

hooooooooooly shiiiit

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imparalyzedbyitt:

taylorswift my cat and i kinda sorta maybe love you lots and lots

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paigecutie

taking a look back at some of my worst essays from last year i never want to see these again (except for the prochoice speech i slam dunked that)

i forgot what I was supposed to do and the girl I was paired with has soccer practice and a soccer game tonight + homework so she’s not free at all tonight and we don’t share any free periods or lunches I don’t wanna mess this up I don’t wanna screw this up for her

i forgot what i was supposed to do in my group English project fuck

I WAS JUST COMPLAINING ABOUT LACROSSE TO MY MOM AND THEN I CHOKED ON MY GATORADE AFTER I FINISHED IT DOESNT SOUND FUNNY BUT IT WAS REALLY FUNNY WHEN IT HAPPENED U HAD TO BE THERE

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MY LACROSSE COACH IS A B*TCH

every time i go to lacrosse I wanna quit but when I leave I feel like I can bench press 450 lbs

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anyway goodbye!!

i have lacrosse in an hour and none of my shorts are washed

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